The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
Rape jokes are not jokes. Woman-hating jokes are not jokes. These guys are telling you what they think. When you laugh along to get their approval, you give them yours.
Thomas Millar, Meet the Predator (via febrile-exhalation)
cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
Trying to make plans with your friends..
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
WWAT: Pasadena, 09.12.14
I DONT WANT TO BE IN SCHOOL I WANT TO BE IN A BAND
when someone asks if they can borrow your laptop for a second
PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL OHMYGOD
IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS COMMUNITY!
Always good to spread the warning.
Good to know!
There we go.
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members